Leave your man, change your name and shed your skin!

It's T minutes 75 hours before 8 porn stars- DeeDee, Bianca, Loulou, Shaniqua, Shanaynay and their 3 pledges- make their way to Leavenworth.

The reality of that statement is no more PG-13 than a 9-year old girl's birthday party. Before visions of panty-less women in ripped orange jumpsuits come to mind, let me clarify that we are not going to the all-male maximum security prison in Kansas. It will be a group of girlfriends just hanging out in the similarly named, (fake) Bavarian inspired town located somewhere in central Washington state. We chose the town for it's numerous wine tasting rooms and close vicinity to a river. Good friends don't need a hyped up setting. Besides, the small size of the town ensures we will be able to paint the whole town hot pink! Here is our recipe for this weekend's fun:

1. Non-fussy women!
2. A private house, hot tub and jacuzzi.
3. My new Volcom Slip n' Slide bikini! (Yay, Jap! I found it in black and yellow.)
4. 2 bottles of vodka - for tubing down the river.
5. Beer - for the non vodka drinkers and to go with the bratwursts. (well, not all sausages are banned from this gathering.)
6. 2 bottles of tequila - for prefunking before we wreak havoc at the Ducks & Drakes. (Oh, Logan!)
7. 1 bottle of blue curacao, 1 bottle of raspberry sour puss, 1 bottle of raspberry rum - for Porn Star shots.
8. A 50 pill pack of Ibuprofen. (If this doesn't work, atleast I have next Monday off.)

Mix. Shake. Repeat.

Friday can't come fast enough. My heart is pumped. My liver, I'm sure, is on it's knees begging for mercy.