Take the following fact:
Sudden drop in temperatures = Maxie breaks out in (literally!) hives
and postulate the following hypothesis:
Maxie with Hives = Maxie on Zyrtec
Maxie on Zyrtec = Zombie Maxie
Zombie Maxie = No booze
because
Zombie Maxie + Booze = Blackouts
Concludes that:
A.) Pills and booze be taken to fast forward the duration of fall and winter.
B.) Maxie should grow a layer of fur so as to adapt to winter conditions.
C.) Snowbirds have got it made! I want a summer home in Brazil.
Monday, September 17, 2007
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