I can't make this shit up even if I tried!

I'm sitting here listening to the Hag and Certifiably Crazy Missy Kissy arguing about whether website is spelled with a capital W or not. Apparently CMS spells it with a capital W whereas MS Word doesn't - and that is enough to make them doubt themselves? Oh wait, they've now come to a stalemate and the Hag has decided to ask Goth Girl Jess instead. Hot, fried Christ on a stick, I work with first class morons, I tell you.