Oh happy day!
Today brings about the demise of the one person I have devoted way too much time, words and temper tantrums to. Today, the Hag got laid off. As such, I find it very fitting that despite having ignored blogging for a while, it is the perfect little venue for me to announce the happy news.
Sayonara, bitch! (and you all know that's the pg-13 version of what I'm really saying!)
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Weekend Update
6 girls, 3 nights, 5 clubs, 1 lounge, 1 show, 2 pools, and an unaccounted for number of shots. Vegas done right.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tales From the Waxed Side
I'm going to need a bottle of wine after this appointment. Not for the pain, but for the shame.
A: Okay ladies, I need a recommendation on where in town I can go to get a wax – the Brazilian kind
Me: I've never been to one in town but there's pretty much only 2 places I've heard of that do them. I'll go if you go.
A: I sent a request for appointments Friday at Zazen – does that work for you? I will let you know when I hear back
Me: Friday after work? Yes! Thanks!
A: Fyi - They want us to show up a little early so you can fill out a new client form. This is my first Brazilian – how about you? Hoping its not too painful
Me: Sounds good to me. It will be my first one as well. I've gone for a regular bikini wax but not the full shebang. It's not too painful right at the bikini line. The more sensitive areas however, I'm not so sure. We'll find out on Friday though. haha.
A: Agreed, bikini area is not bad. It’s the other 2 “areas” I’m a little worried about – I guess we’ll be finding out…….
Me: Someone needs to invent a lidocaine based cream so women won't feel a thing while getting waxed! Is it true that we may have to get on our hands and knees so they can reach all the areas?
A: I have heard about the possibility of the all fours position. Which I think I would prefer as opposed to the “laying on your stomach and holding your cheeks apart” position. I guess we’ll find out Friday. D is first so if we hear howling we know it’s the all fours!
A: Okay ladies, I need a recommendation on where in town I can go to get a wax – the Brazilian kind
Me: I've never been to one in town but there's pretty much only 2 places I've heard of that do them. I'll go if you go.
A: I sent a request for appointments Friday at Zazen – does that work for you? I will let you know when I hear back
Me: Friday after work? Yes! Thanks!
A: Fyi - They want us to show up a little early so you can fill out a new client form. This is my first Brazilian – how about you? Hoping its not too painful
Me: Sounds good to me. It will be my first one as well. I've gone for a regular bikini wax but not the full shebang. It's not too painful right at the bikini line. The more sensitive areas however, I'm not so sure. We'll find out on Friday though. haha.
A: Agreed, bikini area is not bad. It’s the other 2 “areas” I’m a little worried about – I guess we’ll be finding out…….
Me: Someone needs to invent a lidocaine based cream so women won't feel a thing while getting waxed! Is it true that we may have to get on our hands and knees so they can reach all the areas?
A: I have heard about the possibility of the all fours position. Which I think I would prefer as opposed to the “laying on your stomach and holding your cheeks apart” position. I guess we’ll find out Friday. D is first so if we hear howling we know it’s the all fours!
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